Evidently the quake occurred on a little known fault line outside of DC called "Bush's Fault."
As all of DC leaves work at the same time, the United States experiences a brief economic recovery.
Obama administration points out they "inherited" fault lines from previous administrations.
Fox News claims the Washington monument is leaning to the right, MSNBC claims it's leaning to the left.
It appears as if The United States Geological Survey has determined that the epicenter of the Virginia earthquake was in a graveyard just outside of Washington DC. The cause appears to be all of our Founding Fathers rolling over in their graves.
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