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Statue in Brussels

Get really high and wish folks a Merry Christmas!

Blonde joke #43253

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a blonde. The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. What does it look like? she finally asked.

The policewoman replied, 'It's square and it has your picture on It.' The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. 'Here it is,' she said.


The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "OK, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop.

Different types of Labrador Retrievers

The digital story of the Nativity

Human ventriloquist dummy

Capital Christmas Update

There will be no Nativity Scene in Washington this year! The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a Nativity Scene in the United States Capital this Christmas season.



This isn't for any religious reason. They simply have not been able to find Three Wise Men in the Nation's Capitol.



A search for a Virgin continues. There was no problem however, finding enough asses to fill the stable.

Hawaii Marching Band Does Cool, Un-Marching-Band-Like Thing

Tatoo Fail

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A female deer

Is sex work?

A U.S. Marine Colonel was about to start the morning briefing to his staff. While waiting for the coffee machine to finish its brewing, the colonel decided to pose a question to all assembled.  He explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the night before and he failed to get his usual amount of sound sleep.

He posed the question of just how much of sex was "work" and how much of it was "pleasure?" A Major chimed in with 75-25% in favor of work. A Captain said it was 50-50%. A lieutenant responded with 25-75% in favor of pleasure, depending upon his state of inebriation at the time.

There being no consensus, the colonel turned to the PFC who was in charge of making the coffee. What was HIS opinion? Without any hesitation, the young PFC responded, "Sir, it has to be 100% pleasure."

The colonel was surprised and, as you might guess, asked why?

"Well, sir, if there was any work involved, the officers would have me doing it for them."

Can you always trust what you see?