Thursday, May 15, 2014

Missing wife

A husband went to the police station to file a "missing person" report for his missing wife.
 
Inspector :   What is her height?

Husband:     I never checked.

Inspector :   Slim or chubby?

Husband:     Not slim, can be chubby.

Inspector :    Color of eyes?

Husband :    Never noticed.

Inspector :   Color of hair?

Husband :    Changes according to season.

Inspector :    What was she wearing?

Husband :   Not sure whether it was a dress or a suit.

Inspector :   Was she driving?

Husband :   Yes.

Inspector :    Tell me the number, name, and color of the car. . . . .

Husband :  Black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode. And, it has full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door.….........

And, then the husband started crying...

Inspector: Don't worry sir we will find your car!

 

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