An old guy at Hooters.

During a long day of looking around a car show , me, and a couple of my friends , stopped in at 'Hooter's' for some Hot Wings and a few beers.

After being there for a while, one of my friends asked me which waitress I would like to be stuck in an elevator with.

I told them " The one who knows how to fix elevators."


I'm old, tired, and pee a lot.