A man brings his best buddy home for dinner unannounced at 5:30 PM, after work.
His wife screams at him as his friend listens in. "My hair & makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done, I'm still in my pajamas and I can't be bothered with cooking tonight! Why the hell did you bring him home?
"Because he's thinking of getting married...."
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