In case you haven't seen it - another classic

Five Rules For Men To Follow For A Happy Life:

1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman whom you can trust and doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and likes to be with you.

5. It's very, VERY important that these four women do not know each other.