Tuesday, July 1, 2008

My buddy's living will

I, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it, or lawyers & doctors interested in simply running up the bills.
If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following:
Cabernet

Carol's shrimp

Margarita

Pizza

Vodka Seabreeze

Chicago Dog

Mimosa

Lemon Meringue Pie

Merlot

Burger

Sangria

BBQ

Pinot Noir

Chili

Bloody Mary

Enchiladas

It should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes, "let the fat lady sing," and call it a day!

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