A Navy destroyer stops four Mexicans in a row boat, rowing towards California.
"The captain gets on the loud hailer and shouts, "Ahoy, small craft, where are you heading?"
One of the Mexicans stands up and shouts, "We are invading the United States!"
The crew of the destroyer all start laughing and when the captain finally stops laughing, he gets back on the loud hailer and says, "Just the four of you?"
The Mexican stands up again and shouts, "No, we're the last four, the rest are already there!"
Monday, November 5, 2012
Wednesday, October 31, 2012
Women are Angels
And when someone breaks their wings,
they simply continue to fly...usually on a broomstick.
They're flexible like that.
they simply continue to fly...usually on a broomstick.
They're flexible like that.
Tuesday, October 16, 2012
Thursday, October 11, 2012
Legal and logical
A law student had failed his final law papers and was obviously not happy.
He questioned the professor and decided to make a deal with him...
Student: Professor, do you consider yourself to know everything about law?
Professor: Absolutely, otherwise I would not be capable of standing in front of you and lecturing you on the subject.
Student: If you can answer this question, I will agree with you and accept my final examination marks, if you cannot, you will have to give me an "A".
The professor laughed over it but agreed.
Student: What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal and neither legal nor logical?
The professor thought about it for hours and pondered no answer. He had to finally give up as he really did not know.
He gave the boy an 'A'.
The following day at lecture, the professor was still struggling with this unknown mystery and decided to pose the question to his students.
Professor: Class, what is legal but not logical, logical but not legal and neither legal nor logical?
He paused for a second in shock when all students raised their hands with a possible answer.
He pointed out one student and waited...
The student: Sir, you are 65 years old, married to a 28-year-old woman, this is legal but not logical. Your wife, is having an affair with a 23-year-old boy, this is logical but not legal. Your wife's boyfriend has failed his exam and yet you have given him an 'A', that is neither logical nor legal.
He questioned the professor and decided to make a deal with him...
Student: Professor, do you consider yourself to know everything about law?
Professor: Absolutely, otherwise I would not be capable of standing in front of you and lecturing you on the subject.
Student: If you can answer this question, I will agree with you and accept my final examination marks, if you cannot, you will have to give me an "A".
The professor laughed over it but agreed.
Student: What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal and neither legal nor logical?
The professor thought about it for hours and pondered no answer. He had to finally give up as he really did not know.
He gave the boy an 'A'.
The following day at lecture, the professor was still struggling with this unknown mystery and decided to pose the question to his students.
Professor: Class, what is legal but not logical, logical but not legal and neither legal nor logical?
He paused for a second in shock when all students raised their hands with a possible answer.
He pointed out one student and waited...
The student: Sir, you are 65 years old, married to a 28-year-old woman, this is legal but not logical. Your wife, is having an affair with a 23-year-old boy, this is logical but not legal. Your wife's boyfriend has failed his exam and yet you have given him an 'A', that is neither logical nor legal.
Monday, October 8, 2012
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