You may have heard on the news about a Southern California man who was put under 72-hour psychiatric observation when it was found he owned 100 guns and allegedly had 100,000 rounds of ammunition stored in his home. The house also featured a secret escape tunnel.
By Southern California standards, someone owning 100,000 rounds is considered "mentally unstable."
In Michigan, he'd be called "The last white guy still living in Detroit.
In Arizona, he'd be called "an avid gun collector."
In Arkansas, he'd be called "a novice gun collector."
In Utah, he'd be called "moderately well prepared," but they'd probably reserve judgment until they made sure that he had a corresponding quantity of stored food."
In Kansas, he'd be "A guy down the road you would want to have for a friend."
In Montana, he'd be called "The neighborhood 'Go-To' guy."
In Idaho, he'd be called "a likely gubernatorial candidate."
In Georgia, he'd be called "an eligible bachelor."
In North Carolina, Virginia, W.Va., Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama, Missouri, Wisconsin, Tennessee, Kentucky, Florida and South Carolina he would be called "a deer hunting buddy."
And in Texas; he'd just be "Bubba, who's a little short on ammo."
A loud-mouth German lorry driver in a Newcastle pub is loudly denigrating British truck drivers for being lazy and incompetent. Whereas he drives his load from Hamburg, goes through Holland, Belgium up to Newcastle and is back in Hamburg in just two days.
This old Geordie looks up from his pint and mutters, "Ah, wye ay man, I used to pick up me load in Newcastle, drop it off in Hamburg and be back in time for a fish and chips supper the same day."
The gobby German trucker asked, " Oh yah, vot rig ver you driving zen?"
After taking a long swig of his pint of Newcastle Brown, the old fella replied, “Lancaster Bomber mate.
A small town in Italy is twinned with a similar town in Greece.
The Mayor of the Greek town visited the Italian town.
When he saw the palatial mansion belonging to the Italian mayor he wondered how he could afford such a house.
The Italian said; "You see that bridge over there?
The EU gave us a grant to build a two-lane bridge, but by building a single lane bridge with traffic lights at either end this house could be built".
Soon after, the Italian visited the Greek town.
He was simply amazed at the Greek Mayor's house, gold taps, marble floors, it was marvelous.
When he asked how this could be afforded the Greek said; "You see that bridge over there?"
The Italian replied; "No."
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