I was standing at a bar in
Terminal 3 of an international airport when this small Chinese guy comes in,
stands next to me and starts drinking a beer.
I asked him, "Do you know
any of those martial arts things, like Kung-Fu, Karate or Ju-Jitsu?
He says "No, why the f--- you ask
me that? Is it because I Chinese?"
"No", I said, ”It's because you're drinking my beer, you little prick!"
"No", I said, ”It's because you're drinking my beer, you little prick!"
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