Off to see the Wizard

The movie The Wizard of Oz is 73 years old this year.

Today, if Dorothy were to encounter men with:

no brains,

no hearts, and

no courage -

she wouldn't be in Oz -

She'd be in Congress .

PSA

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TP query

Why do they advertise TP using the only humans that never use it?

     And who wants toilet paper strong enough to wipe a bear's ass?