Tent revival

Roger goes to a tent revival. After watching the preacher saving souls and healing people, he decides to get in line to approach the preacher.

When he arrives the preacher asks him "How can I help you my son?" Roger says, "It's my hearing."

So the preacher sticks a finger in Roger's ear, places his other hand on Roger's head, and starts speaking in tongues. When he is done, he asks Roger, "How's the hearing now?"

"I'm not sure," Roger answered, "my hearing isn't until Wednesday."