Friday, April 24, 2015

Not racist

I was standing at a bar in Terminal 3 of an international airport when this small Chinese guy comes in, stands next to me and starts drinking a beer. 
I asked him, "Do you know any of those martial arts things, like Kung-Fu, Karate or Ju-Jitsu?
He says "No, why the f--- you ask me that? Is it because I Chinese?"

"No", I said, ”It's because you're drinking my beer, you little prick!"