All of the nine senior members of the Board of Directors of the company were called into the chairman's office one by one until only Bob, the sole junior member, was left sitting outside.
Finally it was his turn to be summoned. He entered the office to find the chairman and the ten other directors seated around the board table. He was invited to join them, which of course he did.
As soon as he sat down, the chairman turned to Bob looking him squarely in the eyes, and with a stern voice, asked, Have you ever had sex with Mrs. Foyt, my secretary?
Oh, no sir!, positively not! Bob replied. Are you absolutely sure? asked the chairman.
Honest, I have never even been close enough to touch her! You swear to that?
Yes, I swear I've never had sex with Mrs. Foyt anytime or anywhere.
"Good, then you fire her!"
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