A loud-mouth German lorry driver in a Newcastle pub is loudly denigrating British truck drivers for being lazy and incompetent. Whereas he drives his load from Hamburg, goes through Holland, Belgium up to Newcastle and is back in Hamburg in just two days.
This old Geordie looks up from his pint and mutters, "Ah, wye ay man, I used to pick up me load in Newcastle, drop it off in Hamburg and be back in time for a fish and chips supper the same day."
The gobby German trucker asked, " Oh yah, vot rig ver you driving zen?"
After taking a long swig of his pint of Newcastle Brown, the old fella replied, “Lancaster Bomber mate.
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