Two police officers responding to a domestic disturbance with shots fired arrive on scene. After discovering the wife had shot her husband for walking across her freshly mopped floor, they call their sergeant .
"Hello, Sarge"
"Yes?"
"It looks like we have a homicide here.
"What happened? "
"A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor
she had just mopped."
"Have you placed her under arrest? "
"No sir. The floor is still wet. "
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