Irish brothel

Three Irishmen were sitting in the pub window seat watching the front door of the brothel over the road.


The local Methodist pastor appeared, and quickly went inside. "Would you look at that!" said the first Irishman.

"Didn't I always say what a bunch of hypocrites they are?"

No sooner were the words out of his mouth than a Rabbi appeared at the door, Knocked, and entered. "Another one trying to fool everyone with pious preaching and stupid hats!"

They continued drinking their beer, roundly condemning the vicar and the rabbi

When they see their own Catholic priest knocks on the door.  "Ah, now dat's sad,"said the third Irishman.

“One of the girls must have died...”