Due to the large number of jobs moving from California to Texas,
the Lone Star State has compiled a “Californian to Texan” translation guide.

CALIFORNIA                          TEXAS

Arsenal of Weapons                  Gun Collection

Delicate Wetlands                     Swamp

Undocumented Worker             Illegal Alien

Cruelty-Free Materials              Synthetic Fiber

Assault and Battery                   Attitude Adjustment

Heavily Armed                          Well-protected

Narrow-minded                         Righteous

Taxes or Your Fair Share          Coerced Theft

Commonsense Gun Control      Gun Confiscation
                                                         plot

Illegal Hazardous Explosives     Fireworks for
                                                       Stump Removal

Nonviable Tissue Mass               Unborn Baby

Equal Access to Opportunity       Socialism

Multicultural Community             High Crime Area