Newlywed farmers

A young  farm couple, Homer and Darlene, got married and just  couldn't seem to get  enough  lovin'.  In the morning,  before Homer left the house for the fields, they made love.   When Homer came back from the fields,  they made love.  And again at bedtime, they made love.

The problem was  their nooner; it took Homer a half hour to travel home and another  half hour to return to the fields and he just  wasn't getting enough  work done.  Finally Homer  asked the town doctor  what to do.  "Homer," said the doctor, "just take  your rifle out to the field  with you  and when  you're in the mood, fire off a shot into  the air. That will be Darlene’s signal to come out to you. Then you won't lose  any field time." 

They tried Doc’s  advice and it worked well for a while. Homer came back to the  doctor's office. "What's wrong?" asked the Doc.  "Didn't my idea work?" 

"Oh, it worked real  good," said Homer. "Whenever I was in the mood, I fired  off a  shot like you said and Darlene'd come runnin'.  We'd find a secluded place,  make love, and then she'd go back home again."

"Good, Homer. So  what's the problem?" asked the Doc.

Homer explained  "I ain't  seen her since huntin' season started."