All you need to know about government bureaucracy

** Pythagorean theorem: ............................................. 24 words
** Lord's prayer: ......................................................... 66 words
** Archimedes' Principle: ............................................... 67 words
** 10 Commandments: .................................................. 179 words
** Gettysburg address: ..............................................286 words
** Declaration of Independence : .............................. 1,300 words
** US Constitution with all 27 Amendments : ................... 7,818 words
** US Government regulations on sale of cabbage: ......... 26,911 words
Sort of puts things into perspective.