Way too literal

Keep in mind this actually did happen. This is someone who was moving from an insurance claims office.

So this is how I imagine this conversation went: Wal -mart Employee: "Hello 'dis Walmarts, how can I hep you?"

Customer: " I would like to order a cake for a going away party this week."

Wal-mart Employee: "What you want on the cake?"

Customer: "Best Wishes Suzanne" and underneath that "We will miss you".