Eat your heart out Steve Irwin

Simple radiation tester

With all the fear of radiation fallout from Japan, I thought it might be useful to tell you about a cheap and effective homemade radiation tester you can easily assemble and rely upon.

Just follow these simple instructions!

OPEN A BAG OF ORVILLE REDENBACHER MICROWAVE POPCORN,

JUST LEAVE IT ON YOUR TABLE. IF IT STARTS POPPING
 
…YOU'RE SCREWED!!!!!!!!

Sweet talking

Woman sitting at home on the verandah with her husband and she says, "I love you."

He asks, "Is that you or the wine talking?"

She replies, "It's me.............. talking to the wine."

Flybys

Wish To Live Forever

I met a fairy today that said she would grant me one wish.

"I want to live forever," I said.

"Sorry," said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that!"

"Fine," I said, "then I want to die after Congress gets their heads out of their asses!"

"You crafty bastard," said the fairy.

Let's go to the video.

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