Friday, May 28, 2010

BBQ stuff

This is the first time ever that we're running this one day special on our spice's and dry rubs. We're putting together a gift pack of all 5 of our products all for a low price plus shipping and handling.

Please order your today to get this special offer.

Offer 1............Small Gift Box $8.55 plus S+H
Includes: CannonBall Smapler, Warning Hot
B & B Orginal Dry Rub Sampler
B & B Regular Dry Rub Sampler
Our Famous Chicken Dust Sampler
Big And Bold Dry Rub Sampler
You get all 5 of these samplers for a low price of $8.55 plus S&H

Offer 2---------Large Gift Box $22.75 plus S&H
Includes: Cannonball Large Warning Hot
B & B Orginal Dry Rub Large
B & B Regular Dry Rub Large
Our Famous Chicken Dust Large
Big And Bold Dry Rub Larger
You'll get all 5 of these large bottles for a low price of $22.75 plus S&H

To place your order please contact me either by way of email at bigandboldbbq@gmail.com or call me at (727) 698-1218

Payment can be made through PayPal or check, money order.

You'll enjoy thses spices and rubs and be sure to fill out the free gift drawing form when you receive your shipment.


Happy Q'ing

Brian Metzgar
B & B Bar- B- Q Inc.
St, Petersburg, FL
(727) 698-1218
"You'll Love our Bones"

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

CA vs TX

The Governors of each state are jogging with their dogs along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks him and his dog.


California:


#1. Governor starts to intervene, reflects upon the movie "Bambi" and then realizes he should stop; the coyote is only doing what is natural.


#2. He calls Animal Control. Animal Control captures coyote and spends $200 testing it for diseases and $500 upon relocating it.


#3. He calls veterinarian. Vet collects dead dog and spends $200 testing it for diseases.


#4. Governor goes to hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked for diseases from the coyote and on getting bite wound bandaged.


#5. Running trail gets shut down for 6 months while Wildlife Services conduct a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is clear of dangerous animals.


#6. Governor spends $50,000 of state funds implementing a "coyote awareness" program for residents of the area.


#7. State legislature spends $2 million investigating how to better handle rabies and how to possibly eradicate the disease.


#8. Governor's security agent is fired for not stopping the attack and for letting the Governor intervene.


#9. Cost: $75,000 to train new security agent.


#10. PETA protests the coyote relocation and files suit against the state.


Texas :


#1. Governor shoots coyote and keeps jogging. Governor has spent $0.50 on a .45 ACP hollow point cartridge. Buzzards eat dead coyote.




Any wonder why California is broke????

Thursday, April 29, 2010

Some of Murphy's Laws

1. Law of Mechanical Repair - After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee.


2. Law of Gravity - Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.


3. Law of Probability - The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.


4. Law of Random Numbers - If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers.


5. Law of the Alibi - If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.


6. Variation Law - If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).


7. Law of the Bath - When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.


8. Law of Close Encounters - The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.


9. Law of the Result - When you try to prove to someone that your computer s frozen, it isn't


10. Law of Bio mechanics - The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.


11. Law of the Theater and Hockey Arena - At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle, always arrive last. They are the ones who will leave their seats several times to go for food, beer, or the toilet and who leave early before the end of the performance or the game is over. The folks in the aisle seats come early, never move once, have long gangly legs or big bellies, and stay to the bitter end of the performance. The aisle people also are very surly folk.


12. The Coffee Law - As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.


13. Murphy's Law of Lockers - If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.


14. Law of Physical Surfaces - The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor, are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet or rug.


15. Law of Logical Argument - Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.


16. Brown's Law of Physical Appearance - If the clothes fit, they're ugly.


17. Oliver's Law of Public Speaking - A closed mouth gathers no feet.


18. Wilson's Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy - As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.


19. Doctors' Law - If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you'll feel better. But don't make an appointment, and you'll stay sick.