Since it's Gasparilla Day

Separated at birth?

Power Outage

We had a outage at my place this morning and my PC, laptop, TV,  DVD, iPad & my new surround sound music system were all shut  down.

Then  I discovered that my iPhone battery was flat and to top it off it was raining  outside, so I couldn't play golf.

I  went into the kitchen to make coffee and then I remembered that this also needs  power, so I talked with my wife for a few hours.

She  seems like a nice  person.

How Bachelors Kill Moths

Redneck word of the day

Old school book store

The haircut

A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car.

His father said he'd make a deal with his son:

'You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible, and get your hair cut. Then we'll talk about the car. The boy thought about that for a moment, decided he'd settle for the offer, and they agreed on it.

After about six weeks his father said, Son, you've brought your grades up and I've observed that you have been studying your Bible, but I'm disappointed you haven't had your hair cut.

The boy said, 'You know, Dad, I've been thinking about that, and I've noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair ~ and there's even strong evidence that Jesus had long hair.

Dad replied: "Did you also notice that they all walked everywhere?"