COMPLETE VERSUS FINISHED

Some people say there is no difference between “completed and finished” but, there is an explanation.

When you marry the right one, you are “Complete”.

And when you marry the wrong one, you are “Finished”.

And when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are “Completely Finished”.

And, now you know - end of story.

Brand new IPADS cheap

If you are interested in getting an iPad for Christmas, I can get hold of them through a contact. These are legal, not off the back of a truck. They are from a canceled hospital contract due to the government cutbacks.
The numbers are limited -I have twenty iPads going for less than half Price, so it's first come, first served.

I have already sold one (see pic below so you can see what you would be getting).
Get back to me as quickly as you can, if you want one.

Cellphone Karma

She wants to come back as a bear

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Groaner time

An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, a German, an Indian, several Americans (including a southerner [but certainly not a redneck!], a New Englander, and a Californian), an Argentinian, a Dane, an Australian, a Slovakian, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Moroccan, a Frenchman, a New Zealander, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Guatemalan, a Colombian, a Pakistani, a Malaysian, a Croatian, a Uzbek, a Cypriot, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Chinese, a Sri Lankan, a Lebanese, a Cayman Islander, a Ugandan, a Vietnamese, a Korean, a Uraguayan, a Czech, an Icelander, a Mexican, a Finn, a Honduran, a Panamanian, an Andorran, an Israeli, a Venezuelan, a Fijian, a Peruvian, an Estonian, a Brazilian, a Portuguese, a Liechtensteiner, a Mongolian, a Hungarian, a Canuck, a Moldovan, a Haitian, a Norfolk Islander, a Macedonian, a Bolivian, a Cook Islander, a Tajikistani, a Samoan, an Armenian, a Aruban, an Albanian, a Greenlander, a Micronesian, a Virgin Islander, a Georgian, a Bahamanian, a Belarusian, a Cuban, a Tongan, a Cambodian, a Qatari, an Azerbaijani, a Romanian, a Chilean, a Kyrgyzstani, a Jamaican, a Filipino, a Ukrainian, a Dutchman, a Taiwanese, an Ecuadorian, a Costa Rican, a Swede, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Belgian, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian and an African walk into a fine restaurant.

"I'm sorry," said the snooty maître d', "but you can't come in here without a Thai."

French Soccer Team

French Soccer Team 1959:

French Soccer Team 2010:

The effects of climate change can no longer be ignored.

Acronyms

From a recent London Times article:

Footy? Now it’s a mug’s game...

Where I live with my wife in Hackney, they’re currently building what looks a lot like a five-a-side football pitch in the park. Except it’s not called a football pitch, it’s called a Multi Use Games Area, or MUGA.

In a neighbourhood notorious for young men demanding money with menaces off unsuspecting citizens, MUGA is not the most sensitive acronym the council could have devised.

Maybe it’s not quite as silly as another local council’s infamous Sexual Health Action Group, or the hotel that created a Fire Alarm Response Team, or the human resources manager who instituted Career Review Action Plans for employees, but it’s still a bit daft.

Norwegian hunters

Two Norwegian farmers and hunters from   Minnesota hired a pilot to fly them into the Canadian wilderness,   where they managed to bag two big Bull Moose.

As they were loading the   plane to return, the pilot said the plane could take only the hunters, their   gear and one Moose.

The hunters objected strongly saying, "Last year we   shot two, and the pilot let us take them both...and he had exactly the same   airplane as yours."
Reluctantly the pilot, not wanting to be outdone by   another bush pilot, gave in and everything was loaded.

However, even   under full power, the little plane couldn't handle the load and went down,   crashing in the wooded wilderness.

Somehow, surrounded by the moose,   clothing and sleeping bags, Ragnar and Ole survived the   crash.

After climbing out of the wreckage, Ole asked Ragnar, "Any idea   where we are?"

Ragnar replied, "you betcha,    we're pretty close to where we crashed last year."